Monday, October 1, 2007

Reason #188 - Pigeon Poop

Tonight's Monday Night Football host, the Cincinnati Bengals, have asked for permission to shoot pigeons who have been pooping on fans. Finally, the joke's on somebody besides Cleveland. But what if the pigeons escape and follow I-71 North? Only a dome can save us from the embarrassment of being mentioned in the same sentence as ... Cincinnati.

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