Reason #378 - No All-Stars in Cleveland

The Indians send me regular emails, and today they're pushing Pronk, Victor and Grady for All-Star voting. These guys are only in fifth place and need more votes to have a shot at the All-Star Game. If only this were a joke. None of these guys are even close to deserving an all-star appearance. Whatever time you're spending on all-star balloting, please, just fill out a petition for a roof on Jacobs Field.